James Hannah

I have just won a car­a­van. Not just any car­a­van, but Jols and my ‘win­ning’ song has bagged a Princess Nova that has been pimped, with retro wall­pa­per on the out­side, and a mini-bar and a chem­i­cal toi­let. I know what you’re think­ing: ‘But you hate car­a­vans’. Mm. So what this leaves is a series of ques­tions to which I don’t …