So have you got any idea what I’m going to do with this caravan? I’ve had lots of suggestions from people. Jonathan thought I should turn it into a mobile recording studio. I thought this was a great idea. Kris suggested a writing retreat. Even better. But both of these ideas mean I would have to leave the house and drive to the caravan to do it. It’s just not going to happen.
Dickon, ever the editor, thought I should try to get some capital out of it by doing something PR-able, or asking the high-circulation caravanning magazines if they wanted to feature it in any way. Then he suggested I try selling it to BBC’s Top Gear, as an excellent candidate for destruction. “You’d get some money for it, and White Stuff would get another round of publicity, so they’d be happy.”
Jols would never go for that.
Jon suggested I drive it slowly through London. It would be sure to get pilfered, piece by piece. It’d be gone by the time I got to the M1.
The one thing Jols and I have concluded between us is that we need to have a party. Matt suggested taking it to some caravan park and inviting loads of people over to camp.
Sounds like a plan.
You up for it?
jx
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